Newlyweds Are Awesome
November 7th, 2009 at 2:36pm |
Ridiculous Things I Have Fought With My Husband About in the Last 3 Days:
- switching the positions of the couches so the big one is in front of the TV because the loveseat is “too small for both of us”
- buying a new TV because our giant amazing one that we HAD to have doesn’t mount on the wall
- whether or not my dad or his dad is more qualified to help us install new countertops that we haven’t even picked out yet (does this sound like a bad bumper sticker? “my dad installs countertops better than your dad”)
- how when we get new carpet installed we have to hide the speaker wire under the carpet so we’d “better like where everything is ‘cuz it’s permanent”, as though I’m ready to make permanent living room furniture arrangement decisions in a house I’ve lived in for 5 months
- doctor/dentist appointments and why they are necessary to maintain our health
- receipts for big purchases and why they do not belong on the floor of the truck
- why it isn’t acceptable to eat someone else’s leftovers out of the fridge without asking
- how the dog liking me more obviously means I need to be more “stern” with her
- why when we said in our wedding vows that we would wear our rings “always” that “always” doesn’t mean “sometimes when I remember but never at work, at the gym or in the garage”
- why it’s okay for me to have another thai iced tea on my cheat day since I went to the gym 6 days in a row this week
- how putting “60-watt energy-saver” lightbulbs in the kitchen is retarded because now I can’t see what I’m doing and I don’t care that it saves sixty fucking cents
There are more. I will spare you. For now.
I TOTALLY understand this!haha
I find myself rolling my eyes more now then I ever have in my life, and saying things like ” That’s ridiculous!”….”why would you do that that way?”