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I had about five or six mini-dreams on Saturday night after the wine tasting, but I only remember two. Both of which starred famous cute boys:
DREAM #1- Adam, who is drunk, is making fun of me because I have Robert Downey Jr. in my phone contacts and the picture is of him as Iron Man. Adam’s laughing [...]

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Ridiculous Things I Have Fought With My Husband About in the Last 3 Days:

switching the positions of the couches so the big one is in front of the TV because the loveseat is “too small for both of us”
buying a new TV because our giant amazing one that we HAD to have doesn’t mount [...]

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Oh. Mah. Gah.
If you are a woman, and you like products, heed me now.
Sign up for this: New Beauty’s Test Tube.
My coworker MEgan (yes I wrote it that way on purpose, it’s “MEEE-gan”) told me about this awesome program where you can sign up to get a “test tube” full of deluxe beauty product samples [...]

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Well, I’m out of NaBloPoMo… stupid effing Wordpress didn’t save my stupid effing post from yesterday. So, I’ll post it again when I can remember it correctly. :(
Booooooooooooo.

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So Adam has been all cranky for the last 4 months about how Tali follows me around everywhere, and she looks for me when I’m gone, and blah blah blah she loves me the most. Wah wah wah. Everytime I ask him anything like “oh, did you feed the dog?” he responds with “oh you mean YOUR [...]

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Life in this house just never gets boring…
My husband and I, lazily watching TV recently…
TV Character: “that’s about as exciting as a douche commercial…blah blah blah…”
Me: “I don’t remember ever in my life seeing a douche commercial.”
Adam: “Sure you have. I’ve seen tons!”
Me: “WTF? Why would you even remember a douche commercial?”
Adam: “Um, DUH, Jenny. [...]

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For my birthday this year, Adam gave in to my demands (“buy me this or I’ll continue to spend $50+ a week on books!!”) and bought me a Sony E-Reader Touch.
I. Am. In. Love. This thing is fricken awesome! I can shop for e-books on either the Sony book store site or really anywhere on the [...]

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Okay… challenge to myself… I’m going to *try* to participate in NaBloPoMo this month and post every day for the month of November.
Here Goes! :)

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I haven’t dressed up for Halloween since 2004, but last night my husband and I were forced to happily decided to dress up for my BFF Jen’s HalloBerthoWeen (Halloween Birthday!). I re-used items from my old “Halloween Trunk-O-Goodies” that I’ve collected through the years, and Adam didn’t spend a dime on his costume either.
I have [...]

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