September 18th, 2009 at 5:37pm |
How my husband manages to give me ‘backhanded compliments’:
“Huh. Did you do something to your face today? Like, to make you look prettier?”
Thanks baby. Wouldn’t it have just been nicer easier to tell me that I look pretty today?
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September 13th, 2009 at 10:13pm |
Just another “can’t make this shit up” conversation…
Adam and I pull up top the Wendy’s drive-thru, our mouths watering in anticipation of yummy Frostys…
Drive Thru Girl: Welcome to Wendy’s, what can I get you?
Adam: Hi, can I please get one Frosty with M&Ms, and one medium chocolate Frosty?
Me: Chocolate, tell them chocolate.
Drive Thru Girl: Sure. [...]
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