This is my 100th post, woohoo!! So sorry that it’s not more meaningful (but really, do you read my blog for meaningful posts?)… enjoy anyway!
Me (looking through my perfume “closet” this morning): “Honey, what perfume should I wear today? Musky or fruity?”
Adam (groggily, after hitting his snooze button): “Ew, don’t say ‘musky’… that word is just [...]
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At my 3 hour dentist appointment today, the assistant offered me nitrus oxide – which I’ve never had. Which is weird, because I have pretty intense dentist anxiety. Anyway when the assistant described it to me as “it’ll just make you feel like you’re on the ceiling,” I was like BRING IT ON! :)
So my dentist [...]
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I LOVE MOTOWN MUSIC!!!! I’m so excited!! Ok, sitting here watching with Molly, Jen & Sam… there should be some good comments. :)
What is up with Lil’s hair? It’s too confusing!!
Ok, we’re off:
1. Oh fuck I’m in trouble MATT IS SINGING LET’S GET IT ON AND I REALLY WANT TO. Married married married married. Holy [...]
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So, I really think I want this. Thoughts?
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My cat Emma. Desperate for attention.
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Just something to make you all crazy like me:
Ever seen the movie Arachnophobia? There’s a scene in it where someone dies because she got bit in the ass by a spider hiding under her toilet seat.
Now I have to lift up the seat before I use the toilet. Every single time, in every single restroom.
And [...]
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Mkay… Country Night, here we go. I have a near migraine and I’m extremely cranky but I know if I don’t blog this now I won’t do it before tomorrow night. Also, I’m typing on Adam’s itty bitty computer because mine is a piece of shit in the tech shop and I hate this effing keyboard [...]
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Cleaning out my closet the other day = reality check. I finally went through my 5,007 tshirts and vowed to throw some away.
You know how (maybe it’s just me…) when you clean out your closet, instead of throwing stuff out you end up being all, “HEY! I forgot I had this! I’ll just put it [...]
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Alright, live from the FAST household, it’s Jennys American Idol Review! (I wonder who’s going to be #13… I watched Seacrest’s tweets all day long about 1-866-IDOLS-13 being a porn line… haha)
Michael Jackson… interesting! I freakin love MJ… I hope the contestants rock my world. Let’s see how they measure up to my incredibly unreachable [...]
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So, the gray hair I found in November is back (the one I named “Extra 10 Pounds”). What the hell? I plucked it a few days after I found it the first time… and this morning while blowdrying my bangs I saw the fucker again!!
What. The. Hell
I always thought I’d have children before grays. Dammit! [...]
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I'm a fabulous twenty-something fishergirl who recently married a sexy mountain man. Our Best Day Ever was July 12, 2008, when I became Mrs Sexy Mountain Man and we started our married lives on a beautiful lake in our lovely Alaska. We look forward to having lots of mini mountain-fisher kids in the future. Possibly the near future. :)
