January 9th, 2009 at 8:59pm |
Adam, having trouble sleeping. It’s 3am.
Me: Your insomnia is giving me insomnia.
Adam: I can’t get comfortable!!
Me: Obviously. What can I do to help?
Adam: Nothing. It’s too hot in here. I’m going to sleep on the floor.
Me: WHAT? Don’t be a dork. C’mon, open the window. Do you want to switch sides?
Adam: NO!
Me: Huh?
Adam: Men don’t sleep [...]
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January 9th, 2009 at 8:52pm |
Me: Honey, I think I’m going to go buy some new gym shoes this week.
Adam: Why?
Me: Well, they’re falling apart, and also I’ve been getting pretty bad shin splints since the shoes are so worn out. I’ve had them for like 2 years! There’s no support in them, and I’ve been running a lot lately.
Adam: [...]
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January 7th, 2009 at 1:57pm |
I’m writing this now, so it can go down in history, that MY HUSBAND IS ON A CLEANING SPREE (gasp)!!!!
So far this week, he has cleaned out the garage, our entire movie collection, the junk drawer (whoa), the junk hall closet (which was really supposed to be games, towels and extra air fresheners/candles, but a lot [...]
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