jennyfast

an alaskan girl's adventures in love, life and fishing

I Love You to the Moon…

Just an insight into my extremely romantic life with my extremely romantic husband:
 
TEXT MESSAGES
Adam: I love you more than anything baby
Me: Aw, ditto honey
Adam: That’s it?
Me: I love you more than anything
Adam: I already said that!
Me: I love you to the moon
Adam: I love you to uranus
 
Ahhhhhhhhh… romance.

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Airport Security — Don’t F**K with them!

I feel that I should expand a teensy bit on the airport fiasco experience from a few days ago… because the story is actually pretty fucking scary hilarious.
So, here I am at the airport in Seattle getting ready to come home after a long and exciting 2 days of work conferences, and I’m on the [...]

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Update on the Vamp Obsession

So I read the House of Night books (by PC & Kristin Cast). Unfortunately there are only 4… and the damn series isn’t finished yet, so I was forced to leave off in the middle of a damn human-vampire-evil demon war. Gah!
However, they’re pretty good. Still cant believe they’re young adult books, because there is a ton of cussing (yes, f-word) and [...]

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Word to the Wise

From the un-wise.
Don’t talk on the phone while checking in at the airport using that e-check-in thingy.
And definitely don’t accidentally push the button for “yes, I am carrying multiple knives, ulus and cutting things, as well as flammable explosives” because you’re on the phone talking to your friend about your recent heavenly Sephora shopping experience.
And [...]

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I’m changing my last will & testament

And leaving everything to Sephora.
Yes, the store.
Thank the heavens there is not a Sephora store here in Alaska, or my life would be in trouble. All of my paychecks would go directly to that company. Adam thinks they already do (he’s kiiiiinda right).
Seriously, tell me you wouldn’t sign over your bank account if you’d had [...]

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Genius (or ridiculousness) runs in my family

Look, I know that I’m ridiculous and that I tell ridiculous stories about my ridiculous life… but it TOTALLY RUNS IN MY FAMILY (and you know you love it) :
A recent email from my sister Jessie…
 

“So I am in the grocery store checkout line debating in my head whether I should play the grocery game* [...]

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