jennyfast

We are sorry to hear about your recent hand injury. That darn wall dividing our residences is very hard, isn’t it! As much as we enjoyed the ridiculous pounding of your asshole fists vigorous “tune” you tapped out on that wall with such passion on Saturday night, we have to admit that it kind of interfered [...]

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And that means that NO, ADAM, you may NOT use my new wedding Mikasa crystal glassware to play QUARTERS.

NO.
JUST NO.
STOP LAUGHING AND STILL ACTING LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO BOUNCE THAT QUARTER ANYWHERE NEAR MY BEAUTIFUL GLASS.
TOTALLY NOT KIDDING.
THIS STILL IS NOT FUNNY AND I THINK I’M GETTING HIVES.
I WANT A DIVORCE (I GET TO KEEP [...]

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The movie is terrible… I mean terribly funny. No, I mean terrible.
Vampire-Lovers Sam, Jen & I decided to give it a shot on Sunday afternoon… and it really didn’t fall short of any expectations because I had very very low ones to begin with. I saw previews that made me gag. It’s just so wroooong! [...]

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I don’t know why Adam EVER thinks he can get me to help him with these wine tasting events and still have me coherent at the end of the night…
Since I have my TAM card (solely so I can help Adam serve at events like wine tastings for his clients), he decides once in a [...]

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I’m having a really difficult time finding anything of substance (and by substance, I do not mean non-fiction) to read since I finished the Twilight series… and I think it’s making me depressed.
I read a book by Candace Bushnell (Trading Up) the other day (yes, I read entire books in a day, I have an [...]

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