jennyfast

an alaskan girl's adventures in love, life and fishing

Jenslist

FOR SALE:
 
(1) Nearly new OSIM iGallop excercise machine. Works abs and core muscles, see results in days! Fun AND Excercise! Also doubles as drunken party entertainment. Owner doesn’t like excercise machines that make her spill her beer. ;)
Original price: $599
Steal of a deal for you: $199
 
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Looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays…

5:15am: Alarm clock goes off.
5:30am: Alarm clock goes off.
5:45am: Alarm clock goes off; I drag myself out of bed.
6:30am: Pour a bowl of Kix and a glass of OJ down my throat. Drag 2 suitcases out the door. Go back to kiss Adam and grab my ICE SCRAPER (yes… already).
7am: Check in at AK Airlines. Sad there is no [...]

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Scenes from a Drunken Birthday

Birthday, mine. Drunkenness, not. If it was me, I wouldn’t be able to recall the story so well…
Following is the very, uncomfortably true story of a girl who got drunk. On My Birthday. Which was supposed to be a “fancy” night with sangria and girl time. And pretty dresses. And no boy-bars (Pioneer, F St, [...]

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Conversations in Jennyland

After much deliberation, I have decided to post the transcript of an AWESOME conversation I had recently. And by awesome, I mean it was a conversation that inspired awe…
(Warning: Not suitable for young eyes. Or really for the young ears that were in attendance when this transpired [namely, MINE], but it’s just too late…)
 
Looking through my [...]

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Wordless Wednesday

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Weekend Getaway

Yaaaay! Adam and I spent a relaxing, beautiful weekend in Orcas Island, Washington this past weekend. As a part of my job, everyone in my district (which is Seattle, haha) gets together with their spouses/significant others one weekend a year just to “bond and facilitate team-building.” And it’s so much fun!!!
So this year we all [...]

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JenTV Highlight

Just thought I’d relay an all-star JenTV moment from the past…
So my boss and I are in Fairbanks this summer, where it gets REAAAAALLLLY cold in the in the winter. I mean REEEEALLLLY cold. Like, -50 degrees. Seriously. Ok so anyway… we’re talking to this pharmacy intern who says she’s from Louisiana and is leaving [...]

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Jenny Fast, Creative Genius

Or I like to think so, at least.
This weekend, amongst fabulous late-season salmon fishing, spider-laced raspberry picking and redneck sprucehen hunting with my awesome husband, I created a drink that I’m positive will begin a new era of “mixed” drinks:
Beer, mixed with a single serve Crystal Light packet.
TA-DA!
I know, I know… you wish you’d thought [...]

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I think I’ve been “had”…

So after the wedding, my dad gave me this beautiful hanging plant that my stepmom used as a decoration (I don’t know what it is, but it’s pretty white flowers in a basket). I hung it off of my porch, which lets it hang over the small walkway to our front door — you can’t [...]

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Yummy!

A few weeks ago my awesome friend Jen (“MyJen”) turned me on to this organic produce delivery program offered to Alaskans (and residents of some WA areas) called Full Circle Farm. The healthy yummies come from Washington straight from the farm, and the selection is different each week. It’s kind of like a grab-bag of healthy fresh organic groceries, [...]

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