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A little lighter-hearted than last weeks rantings… I present:
THIRTEEN SLIGHTLY WEIRD/EMBARRASSING FACTS ABOUT JENNY

I’m mildly afraid of the dark. As in, I run up the stairs at night just in case. I was telling my awesome friend Sam last night that I’m afraid of the dark for two reasons: the Critters movies (all FOUR) and [...]

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…about the wedding. Now that I put all of the proofs into an album (read: spent 5 hours sitting on the couch sifting through wedding pictures), I think I’ve chosen my favorite:

We had such a wonderful day, with really no setbacks. I was surrounded all morning and afternoon by the lovely ladies in my life, [...]

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A licence plate I saw today that is just too close to dirty for me:
ONECNT
Sorry… I’ve been hanging out with JD too much. Adam had to figure it out for me. Ugh!
Also, still my all time favorite has to be one I saw about 10 years ago on a soccermom minivan with about 6 screaming [...]

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I would be so bored.
Adam is sitting next to me on the couch right in his green beer mug boxer shorts now cheering  (“Yesssssssss!” -I’m not kidding) and pumping his fists in the air. Is it because we’re watching the water polo Olympics, you ask?? Is it because USA is beating Croatia right now 5-3, [...]

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ACT I
Scene: My living room, playing Nintendo Wii with Adam, my Mom, Karlynn (sister, 13), Kendyl (sister, 10) & Billy (brother, 12). Billy & Kendyl are playing Wii tennis for the first time. They are super excited and hyped up on sugar of some kind. Everyone else is watching/computering/etc.
Nintendo Wii: Beep boop… boop…. beeeep…. beep [...]

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If anyone is interested in more awesome pics from my wedding… my great friend Henry did a fantastic post with tons of wedding pics from my awesome day (and a hot one of me in a bikini showing off all of my gym work). Henry is one of my BFFs from high school (we met [...]

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I get annoyed easily… so I thought everyone should know the thirteen top things that make me burning-lasers-out-my-eyes crazy mad (in random order, as I have never actually catalogued the importance of each pet-peeve).
1. People who don’t keep to the right. WTF, people? Keeping to the right, unless you’re from somewhere like Europe, is a [...]

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A few days ago Adam came home with an Axe Body Wash combo pack and was excited about this “detailer thingy” that had been advertised as this manly bath sponge for manly dudes.
 I can’t think of how many times Adam (or my dad, or his dad) has bugged me about buying makeup or pedicures or [...]

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NOTE TO SELF: Do not buy things that are not food or drink at 8am, the sleepiness will absolutely cloud your judgement.
 Scene: Me, airport, Brookstone, clearance section
Me: Oooooh! An iGallop Ab and Core Excerciser! On Clearance! For only $75? Originally $599!!!! MINE! I will totally use this! “Hey sales dude, can you please hold this enormous [...]

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