jennyfast

an alaskan girl's adventures in love, life and fishing

Airport Security — Don’t F**K with them!

I feel that I should expand a teensy bit on the airport fiasco experience from a few days ago… because the story is actually pretty fucking scary hilarious.
So, here I am at the airport in Seattle getting ready to come home after a long and exciting 2 days of work conferences, and I’m on the [...]

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Dear Pervert(s),

I understand (kind of) that you live a lonely, deserted life with no women who care about you. This may be why you think it’s perfectly acceptable to creep random women out in public places. I’d like you to know, it’s not. It’s not acceptable to talk to women (namely, me) in airports (or restaurants, [...]

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Thursday Fourteen (I know, I know…)

For passengers on any airplane I am flying on.
 
RULES TO FLY (WITH JENNY) BY
1. Don’t talk on your cell phone at the top of your lungs at 7:30am while others (namely, me) are boarding/deboarding. It makes me have fantasies about your window breaking and you getting sucked out into nothingness.
 
2. Don’t chew your gum/apple/candy/cud/whatever [...]

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