I had about five or six mini-dreams on Saturday night after the wine tasting, but I only remember two. Both of which starred famous cute boys:
DREAM #1- Adam, who is drunk, is making fun of me because I have Robert Downey Jr. in my phone contacts and the picture is of him as Iron Man. Adam’s laughing [...]
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Ridiculous Things I Have Fought With My Husband About in the Last 3 Days:
switching the positions of the couches so the big one is in front of the TV because the loveseat is “too small for both of us”
buying a new TV because our giant amazing one that we HAD to have doesn’t mount [...]
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Just another “can’t make this shit up” conversation…
Adam and I pull up top the Wendy’s drive-thru, our mouths watering in anticipation of yummy Frostys…
Drive Thru Girl: Welcome to Wendy’s, what can I get you?
Adam: Hi, can I please get one Frosty with M&Ms, and one medium chocolate Frosty?
Me: Chocolate, tell them chocolate.
Drive Thru Girl: Sure. [...]
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For the past few weeks, Adam and I have been participating in the loving act of ripping eachother’s heads off arguing about retarded back massager chairs that no one has used in 2 years packing up our beautiful belongings because we bought a new house!
Amongst spending hours trying to figure out WHEN THE HECK we [...]
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How to be a groupie:
1-Actually GO TO the concert when a band comes into town.
2-KNOW the name of the band.
3-When asked if you want to ride in the band limo, ACCEPT.
4-Again, KNOW the name of the band.
5- Allow the rich band members to buy you drinks.
6- KNOW THE NAME OF THE BAND.
And now… How to Be [...]
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At my 3 hour dentist appointment today, the assistant offered me nitrus oxide – which I’ve never had. Which is weird, because I have pretty intense dentist anxiety. Anyway when the assistant described it to me as “it’ll just make you feel like you’re on the ceiling,” I was like BRING IT ON! :)
So my dentist [...]
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Just something to make you all crazy like me:
Ever seen the movie Arachnophobia? There’s a scene in it where someone dies because she got bit in the ass by a spider hiding under her toilet seat.
Now I have to lift up the seat before I use the toilet. Every single time, in every single restroom.
And [...]
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This does NOT help my anxiety!!!
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Adam, having trouble sleeping. It’s 3am.
Me: Your insomnia is giving me insomnia.
Adam: I can’t get comfortable!!
Me: Obviously. What can I do to help?
Adam: Nothing. It’s too hot in here. I’m going to sleep on the floor.
Me: WHAT? Don’t be a dork. C’mon, open the window. Do you want to switch sides?
Adam: NO!
Me: Huh?
Adam: Men don’t sleep [...]
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I'm a fabulous twenty-something fishergirl who recently married a sexy mountain man. Our Best Day Ever was July 12, 2008, when I became Mrs Sexy Mountain Man and we started our married lives on a beautiful lake in our lovely Alaska. We look forward to having lots of mini mountain-fisher kids in the future. Possibly the near future. :)
