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I had about five or six mini-dreams on Saturday night after the wine tasting, but I only remember two. Both of which starred famous cute boys:
DREAM #1- Adam, who is drunk, is making fun of me because I have Robert Downey Jr. in my phone contacts and the picture is of him as Iron Man. Adam’s laughing [...]

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Ridiculous Things I Have Fought With My Husband About in the Last 3 Days:

switching the positions of the couches so the big one is in front of the TV because the loveseat is “too small for both of us”
buying a new TV because our giant amazing one that we HAD to have doesn’t mount [...]

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So Adam has been all cranky for the last 4 months about how Tali follows me around everywhere, and she looks for me when I’m gone, and blah blah blah she loves me the most. Wah wah wah. Everytime I ask him anything like “oh, did you feed the dog?” he responds with “oh you mean YOUR [...]

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Life in this house just never gets boring…
My husband and I, lazily watching TV recently…
TV Character: “that’s about as exciting as a douche commercial…blah blah blah…”
Me: “I don’t remember ever in my life seeing a douche commercial.”
Adam: “Sure you have. I’ve seen tons!”
Me: “WTF? Why would you even remember a douche commercial?”
Adam: “Um, DUH, Jenny. [...]

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I haven’t dressed up for Halloween since 2004, but last night my husband and I were forced to happily decided to dress up for my BFF Jen’s HalloBerthoWeen (Halloween Birthday!). I re-used items from my old “Halloween Trunk-O-Goodies” that I’ve collected through the years, and Adam didn’t spend a dime on his costume either.
I have [...]

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How my husband manages to give me ‘backhanded compliments’:
“Huh. Did you do something to your face today? Like, to make you look prettier?”
Thanks baby. Wouldn’t it have just been nicer easier to tell me that I look pretty today?

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Just another “can’t make this shit up” conversation…
 
Adam and I pull up top the Wendy’s drive-thru, our mouths watering in anticipation of yummy Frostys…
Drive Thru Girl: Welcome to Wendy’s, what can I get you?
Adam: Hi, can I please get one Frosty with M&Ms, and one medium chocolate Frosty?
Me: Chocolate, tell them chocolate.
Drive Thru Girl: Sure. [...]

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…to us!!!
One year ago today, Adam and I stood up in front of God, our family and friends and vowed to love each other forever. We’re still going strong and are looking forward to all of the wonderful anniversaries to come!

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For the past few weeks, Adam and I have been participating in the loving act of ripping eachother’s heads off   arguing about retarded back massager chairs that no one has used in 2 years  packing up our beautiful belongings because we bought a new house!
Amongst spending hours trying to figure out WHEN THE HECK we [...]

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So, I really have no critique, except that I’m sick of Adam looking like he’s going to lick everyone when he screams (keep your tongue in your damn mouth!). So, here’s a little tidbit from my night (and it’s totally Idol-related):
Me: Yeah, I don’t really know this song, but I still think Danny should make [...]

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