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So I obviously wasn’t going to say anything, since I was SO against this kid in the beginning (the Michael Jackson song from the first week was just terrible)… But I have to admit, the Heartless arrangement won me over.
I can truthfully say that this is the only time in the history of American [...]

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So, I really have no critique, except that I’m sick of Adam looking like he’s going to lick everyone when he screams (keep your tongue in your damn mouth!). So, here’s a little tidbit from my night (and it’s totally Idol-related):
Me: Yeah, I don’t really know this song, but I still think Danny should make [...]

Read the rest of American Sausage-Fest: Final 3

Lil- I’m so over you. How are you still on this show?
Kris- Cute arrangement… boy singin a girl song though, weird for me.
Danny- OMG, you have NO IDEA how much this song means to me. It has a major theme in my life, and I’m so glad you sang it! And you totally did it [...]

Read the rest of Blah: American Idol Edition

Okay so I feel I’ve been a little, to use Simon’s word,  ”indulgent” lately with the long American Idol posts… so I’m going to keep it nice and short tonight:
Allison – weird song choice, kinda boring but still good.
Anoop – you’re growing on me. You won’t win though.
Adam – You’re so freakin crazy! This seems [...]

Read the rest of I’m getting bored with American Idol

And my completely skewed Adam-loving reviewing continues…
1. Don’t know if I like this arrangement or this song choice, Danny Gokey. I think it’s a little easy-listening. I mean, your voice is great still, but I would never listen to this on the radio and I might even change the station if it came on. Boring. [...]

Read the rest of Adam, er, American Idol: Final 8

Well, we’re down to the top 9. I know already I’m probably not going to love at least half of them. I don’t even want to hear Anoop, Lil, Megan, or maybe even Scott… can we please just get on with it? We KNOW Danny and Adam will be in the top 3, and I [...]

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I LOVE MOTOWN MUSIC!!!! I’m so excited!! Ok, sitting here watching with Molly, Jen & Sam… there should be some good comments. :)
What is up with Lil’s hair? It’s too confusing!!
Ok, we’re off:
1. Oh fuck I’m in trouble MATT IS SINGING LET’S GET IT ON AND I REALLY WANT TO. Married married married married. Holy [...]

Read the rest of American Idol: Where’s My Back Massager?

Alright, live from the FAST household, it’s Jennys American Idol Review! (I wonder who’s going to be #13… I watched Seacrest’s tweets all day long about 1-866-IDOLS-13 being a porn line… haha)
Michael Jackson… interesting! I freakin love MJ… I hope the contestants rock my world. Let’s see how they measure up to my incredibly unreachable [...]

Read the rest of AI: Top 12

ALLLLrighty. Let’s kick off round 3!
1. Von Smith… I LOVE Marvin Gaye songs! Please be better than she shitties last week… well, you’re an okay performer, but your voice sounds too high to be masculine at all. Also, your facial expressions remind me of Dwight from The Office. I would never buy your CD. You’re [...]

Read the rest of American Suck-a-Thon, Round 3

Yeah yeah… Dirk was right about Kris Allen. Thank god though, because I don’t think I could have watched Megan Corkrey do thay RIDICULOUS little wiggley move EVER AGAIN. Also, Kris did WAY better on the results show than he did during the first performance.
I still liked Jessie though, she was so genuine! And anyone [...]

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