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Ridiculous Things I Have Fought With My Husband About in the Last 3 Days:

switching the positions of the couches so the big one is in front of the TV because the loveseat is “too small for both of us”
buying a new TV because our giant amazing one that we HAD to have doesn’t mount [...]

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Just another “can’t make this shit up” conversation…
 
Adam and I pull up top the Wendy’s drive-thru, our mouths watering in anticipation of yummy Frostys…
Drive Thru Girl: Welcome to Wendy’s, what can I get you?
Adam: Hi, can I please get one Frosty with M&Ms, and one medium chocolate Frosty?
Me: Chocolate, tell them chocolate.
Drive Thru Girl: Sure. [...]

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And my completely skewed Adam-loving reviewing continues…
1. Don’t know if I like this arrangement or this song choice, Danny Gokey. I think it’s a little easy-listening. I mean, your voice is great still, but I would never listen to this on the radio and I might even change the station if it came on. Boring. [...]

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Well, we’re down to the top 9. I know already I’m probably not going to love at least half of them. I don’t even want to hear Anoop, Lil, Megan, or maybe even Scott… can we please just get on with it? We KNOW Danny and Adam will be in the top 3, and I [...]

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So, the gray hair I found in November is back (the one I named “Extra 10 Pounds”). What the hell? I plucked it a few days after I found it the first time… and this morning while blowdrying my bangs I saw the fucker again!!
What. The. Hell
I always thought I’d have children before grays. Dammit! [...]

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ALLLLrighty. Let’s kick off round 3!
1. Von Smith… I LOVE Marvin Gaye songs! Please be better than she shitties last week… well, you’re an okay performer, but your voice sounds too high to be masculine at all. Also, your facial expressions remind me of Dwight from The Office. I would never buy your CD. You’re [...]

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Ok… I know this is late, but I promise I still don’t know the results at this point. Believe me or not, I’m posting this self-indulgent review of last week’s performances. I’m finally sitting down at my TV for the first time in almost 2 weeks (So. Much. Traveling.)… and this has been on my [...]

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This does NOT help my anxiety!!!

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From the un-wise.
Don’t talk on the phone while checking in at the airport using that e-check-in thingy.
And definitely don’t accidentally push the button for “yes, I am carrying multiple knives, ulus and cutting things, as well as flammable explosives” because you’re on the phone talking to your friend about your recent heavenly Sephora shopping experience.
And [...]

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We are sorry to hear about your recent hand injury. That darn wall dividing our residences is very hard, isn’t it! As much as we enjoyed the ridiculous pounding of your asshole fists vigorous “tune” you tapped out on that wall with such passion on Saturday night, we have to admit that it kind of interfered [...]

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