I had about five or six mini-dreams on Saturday night after the wine tasting, but I only remember two. Both of which starred famous cute boys:
DREAM #1- Adam, who is drunk, is making fun of me because I have Robert Downey Jr. in my phone contacts and the picture is of him as Iron Man. Adam’s laughing [...]
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I haven’t dressed up for Halloween since 2004, but last night my husband and I were forced to happily decided to dress up for my BFF Jen’s HalloBerthoWeen (Halloween Birthday!). I re-used items from my old “Halloween Trunk-O-Goodies” that I’ve collected through the years, and Adam didn’t spend a dime on his costume either.
I have [...]
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How to be a groupie:
1-Actually GO TO the concert when a band comes into town.
2-KNOW the name of the band.
3-When asked if you want to ride in the band limo, ACCEPT.
4-Again, KNOW the name of the band.
5- Allow the rich band members to buy you drinks.
6- KNOW THE NAME OF THE BAND.
And now… How to Be [...]
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Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone who did not experience my expert “wooing” last night! Since I think girls appreciate the silly romantic bullcrap more than boys do anyway, I decided to invite two of my lovely girlfriends over to be my Valentines.
Sam and Nancy were the lucky girlies I chose to shower with love last [...]
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We are sorry to hear about your recent hand injury. That darn wall dividing our residences is very hard, isn’t it! As much as we enjoyed the ridiculous pounding of your asshole fists vigorous “tune” you tapped out on that wall with such passion on Saturday night, we have to admit that it kind of interfered [...]
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And that means that NO, ADAM, you may NOT use my new wedding Mikasa crystal glassware to play QUARTERS.
NO.
JUST NO.
STOP LAUGHING AND STILL ACTING LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO BOUNCE THAT QUARTER ANYWHERE NEAR MY BEAUTIFUL GLASS.
TOTALLY NOT KIDDING.
THIS STILL IS NOT FUNNY AND I THINK I’M GETTING HIVES.
I WANT A DIVORCE (I GET TO KEEP [...]
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Just so I know I’m not the ONLY person besides my sister who is apparently weird and has a retarded sense of humor… I have a question…
If you were at a Passions Party, and you were playing an icebreaker called the Alphabet Game where you had to come up with words related to sex for [...]
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Or I like to think so, at least.
This weekend, amongst fabulous late-season salmon fishing, spider-laced raspberry picking and redneck sprucehen hunting with my awesome husband, I created a drink that I’m positive will begin a new era of “mixed” drinks:
Beer, mixed with a single serve Crystal Light packet.
TA-DA!
I know, I know… you wish you’d thought [...]
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I'm a fabulous twenty-something fishergirl who recently married a sexy mountain man. Our Best Day Ever was July 12, 2008, when I became Mrs Sexy Mountain Man and we started our married lives on a beautiful lake in our lovely Alaska. We look forward to having lots of mini mountain-fisher kids in the future. Possibly the near future. :)
